1. When someone asks if you’re a God, you say yes.
2. The best kind of cookie is: a cookie.
3. If you have to ask someone “Did you poop?” the answer is yes. Always.
4. Forever is the longest and shortest time on the planet.
5. WebMD is the worst place you can go to get information about an illness. I’m pretty sure they are legally required to show you the most terrifying stuff first. Google is a close second with regard to this phenomenon.
6. The markup on furniture will make you want to gouge your eyes out.
7. Skinny jeans call attention to your hips.
8. Charlie Sheen thinks he’s better than you. You think you’re better than him. All is right with the world.
9. When you take off your pants and your underwear consistently try to come with, it’s either time for a diet or bigger pants.
10. Wet socks are the worst.
11. A spontaneous display of love from a child will make your whole day. Or possibly your week.
Love this. Especially WebMd. Did you poop? Had me laughing out loud!! Thanks for the smile I needed it today!
I heartily concur with items #1-11. #5? That’s the stuff my nightmares are made of (which I shall add to my list of ever-growing made-up ailments)!! And #11? *beaming* So few and far between, but the memories, alone, make me smile! Happy Monday, Doll!
Wet socks really ARE the worst, for sure.
Wet socks are the worst, but those spontaneous displays of love can keep me going for a long time. Too bad it doesn’t dry the socks.
If you are walking in the mall, and Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” comes over the PA System, you will strut.
I have to disagree with 2. Raisins ruin a perfectly good cookie.
Did you re do your blog? I like.
Your list is all true! And the Charlie Sheen thing…WINNING.
I am cringing just at the thought of wet socks. They ARE the worst!!!
I don’t get the skinny jean phenomenon…I don’t think they good on anyone except heroin addicts…
and if Sir Mix a Lot comes on the radio, I will shake it like I own it…
While I agree that these are all true, #10 is the most true for me. I mean, #11, because that sounds better.
I am pleased to report that sometimes the answer to “did you poop?” is no.
Sometimes.
#2 is so true. I have few prejudices when it comes to cookies.
#11 always makes me catch my breath.
I hate skinny jeans. HATE.
#9? Pure awesome.
Every one of these is completely true. #11 happened to me this morning and completely made my whole day.